Like a drunk person crashing at your house, a baby may:
- Need to be carried inside
- Paw at your breasts, with or without other people present
- Insist on telling long, incomprehensible stories
- Cry
- Eat all your applesauce
- Lurch around in an uncoordinated fashion, grabbing at your furniture for balance
- Fall
- Break things
- Cry more
- Leave you to clean up the mess
- Pass out at inopportune moments
- Drool heavily
- Vomit in your bed
- Show no signs of remembering the previous night
- Demand your attention and then forget why
- Be easily distracted
- Grab your cellphone out of your hand
- Urinate on himself
- Sit on your lap, look deeply into your eyes, and then fart
and, of course
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