Pro's and Con's to Summer

Pro's to Summer: 

I be looking like a Ethiopian Goddess pretty soon.

I can stop bitching that its cold.

My kids become extremely tired because of the heat.

I can drink all the wine coolers as I want and say "It's the only thing that's refreshing".

Con's to Summer:

I'm constantly sticking to the leather couches.

I'm still complaining that its too hot.

I perspire disgusting amounts of sweat thinking maybe I look like a skinny bitch that took a run, but actually I just look like....shit.

It makes me really want to loose weight because...the bathing suit isn't looking to sweet!! Yes Jilian you are right! BITCH