Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Pro's and Con's to Summer

Pro's to Summer: 

I be looking like a Ethiopian Goddess pretty soon.
I can stop bitching that its cold.
My kids become extremely tired because of the heat.
I can drink all the wine coolers as I want and say "It's the only thing that's refreshing".

Con's to Summer:
I'm constantly sticking to the leather couches.
I'm still complaining that its too hot.
I perspire disgusting amounts of sweat thinking maybe I look like a skinny bitch that took a run, but actually I just look like....shit.
It makes me really want to loose weight because...the bathing suit isn't looking to sweet!! Yes Jilian you are right! BITCH


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