Showing posts with label Drive me crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drive me crazy. Show all posts

Thursday, September 12, 2013

What I just found out about 3 year olds....That I don't like.

A few weeks ago I confidently remember hearing myself say "Now that he is getting closer to 4 he is way easier than he was at 3". I must have been heavily sedated when I uttered those words. Not only does your package come with Attitude it comes with a heavy case of "I don't give a F*%^'s". 

Now at the age of 1-2 you will notice that "No" becomes a common word. Coming out of your mouth and your child's. You get really sick of it after awhile but you then realize that there is no threat behind the word they are saying.


 At the age of 3 1/2 they don't really give a rats ass about saying "No" with an eye roll. They have so much damn confidence. I ask Cohen to please stop jumping off of furniture like he is in a ball pit and he says "No". Usually...or well before I used to have to give him my look of death. I stand up and say excuse me and he says "No" again. OK... "Go to your room then"... "No". You better march your ass up those stairs asap young man or we are getting the soap. "No". Now at this point I wanna become the hulk and throw him to never never-land. I know that isn't an option so I throw him over my shoulder and carry him to his room. I just slammed the door because I didn't have anything to say at this point because I wasn't prepared for this.