I guess that is the first word that comes to mind when your child is being inappropriate and streaking at the age of 3 1/2.
Now I feel more embarrassed then Cohen does. I was more worried about what the neighborhood watch was gonna say when they thought that a 3 year old should be reported to the Ped police.
I get that your "thing" "dinky" "wiener" is such an interesting part of your anatomy but why in the hell do they figure out how to play with it at such a young age.
I catch him often..in the tub, behind the couch, in his room. But of all places our neighbors front lawn should be last place where you are rubbing one out.
I'm a girl so that type of thing grosses me out anyways, but my own child just took that awkwardness to the next level.
Cohen tends to play outside in the front yard in front of our neighbors window because the kids are trapped inside the house behind the screen like they are animals. He is a class clown so I often catch him doing weird shit. By request or he thinks that shit up all on his own.
I kept checking out the window to check on him and he was playing with a toy and talking to the kids. A couple more peek's later and I see him standing there....pants down...no T-shirt...bent back like Soulja Boy waving his "thing" in the air like he just don't care.
