Showing posts with label JAIL BREAK. Show all posts
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Monday, July 7, 2014

Leo has broken out of Solitary Confinement

You may have seen my post this morning on Facebook. Leo went Prison Break on my ass. Seriously not something I have even given thought to. He has been sleep trained for 8 months now and I cannot praise the heavens enough for that! Once you have a second you take full advantage of that shit. 

Until today....

It was surprisingly quiet in my house at 8:45 this morning. I waltz into Leo's room fully rested when the door won't quite budge. I gently forced it open and I hear "Maaami" (How he pronounces my name - slight accent). I thought to myself, remain calm. 

THE INMATE HAS ESCAPED PRISON. THROW HIM IN THE SHOE (I hope you all watch Orange is the New Black on Netflix to get this reference).

Every terrible thought is running through my mind at this moment. I can forget about quiet time. I guess my closet will suffice. I then messaged my friend and told her the devastating news. She could feel my distress from ALL THE CAPS LOCK I WAS USING.