As I stood in my kitchen in a pile of water I really began to think about how many times this has happened to me.
Generally it is a pile of piss so today was a good day, but in reality this happens all the time.
Then I got to thinking about how often shitty things happen to me on daily basis with the assistance of my children.
This will than bring me to #1.
First and foremost I obviously don't expect my kids to be smart enough to know that leaving a cup on the floor might tip over or leak. That would be just to hard for them to grasp. In a day I find at least three or four pools of water randomly dispersed over the floor. Sometimes on the laminate, sometimes on the carpet. The tricky thing with carpet is that its hard to see. So you go put on a pair of socks, you are walking around and SHIT! You step in something wet. Sometimes warm depending on if it is fresh pee or fecal matter. This has happened to me. On numerous occasions. SO my biggest advice to parents would be...Buy lots of socks or be smarter than me and put a diaper on your child.
